FAKING IT REGAL
This act is the signature act from the channel 4 "faking it" show. The act depicts a well to do regal lady who turns to drink!!! This regal lady secretly hides a hip flask in her stocking top in order to have a swift drink when she is alone. Once the drink kicks in things start to get interesting and her clothes start to come off!!!The costume for this act comprises of frilly pants, bra ,stockings, gold shoes, hip flask and a very regal looking cream silk robe with a very large cream fur collar. The other props will be a cream chair, feather fans and a yellow feather. The music for this act is Barry Adamson (the big bamboozle) and the late late show. The whole act lasts around 4.5 minutes.
SACKED SHOWGIRL DRAMA
This act is a bunny boiling mad woman routine she convinces herself she and Sir Alan Sugar are a real couple and even manipulates pictures to look as if they were together when they were taken. When Sir Alan finds out he sacks' her!!! Now she is out for revenge. The costume is a vivid purple showgirl costume with sequins and lots of feather boa tails and a showgirl style hat. The music starts with the music from the Apprentice then a voice over from Sir Alan the next piece is Cry to me from the Dirty dancing soundtrack. The whole act lasts around 4 minutes.
MARIE ANTOINETTE 1780 MEETS 1980
This act starts out as a cute shy rich baroque lady who longs for even finer things in life, (things that have not been invented yet) When she enters the stage she covers her face with a modest white fan and she is dressed in baby pink, her stunningly beautiful corset, skirt, stocking, garters and pannier frame sums up her extensive wealth, but when her wish of a brand new sports car is granted things take a very different turn. The other pops for this routine are a picture of the sports car and two rather large cupcakes. The music is opus 64 from the Marie Antoinette soundtrack then Garry Numan cars. The whole act lasts around 4.5 minutes .
LITTLE RED RIDING HOODIE
Who said Hoodies were bad!!!! This one certainly is, starting off a pillar of the community she wonders in the wood to visit little old grandma, but on the way she decides the yummy cake she baked for the old girl is far to tasty to resist. She then decides it takes far too much effort being good and she would rather be BAD!!!! And even sabotages the sign post near grandma's house. The props for this act comprise of a large sign post complete with an arrow, picnic basket and a selection of surprising other props. The music starts with cute nursery rhyme type music then goes to bad to the bone. The whole act lasts around 4.5 minutes
ALL WRAPPED UP
This cute present routine is an origional idea by myself. The act starts with me holding a present and dersses in a beautiful dress made from wrapping paper. Wearing an oversize bow on my head and a spring in my step, things start to unwrap!! including me. The act finishes with a big bang finale. This act can be adapted for any special occasion from birthday to christmas. The christmas music is beginning to look alot like christmas by dean martin then jingle bell rock and last for 4 minutes. The other music can be supplied on request.
ALIEN INVASION
Its the eve of the war and the aliens are planning their attack on the world!!!
They are a bit out of practice and are not sure what kind of weapons they are going to need!!! Umm so what do they do, they send one of their female aliens to earth in order to see how hostile the human race are, but the alien stumbles upon a burlesque club and feels the weapons she should choose to take over the world should be burlesque inspired. Has she made the wrong choice YOU DECIDE!!!!The other props included in this act are a alien take over kit bag containing her burlesque inspired goodies. The music is the eve of the war taken from the War of the worlds soundtrack. The whole act lasts around 4.5 minutes.
CLASSIC FAN DANCE
This act has been inspired by spiders and all things spooky!!! Wearing a rather large spider on my head and covered in cob webs, small spiders and flys and wearing a black under bust corset and spider web pasties this act is ideal for this spooky time of year. There are no other props in this act so is stunning from the start due to the elaborate outfit. The music is the skeleton shuffle. This act can be adapted to suit any occasion, this will involve a different costume and different music.The whole act lasts around 4 minutes.
WHAT THE BUTLER SAW
This victorian inspired routine is set in a typical victorian household, there are few things that are worth watching in this dull and boring house!!! But when the master of the house is unexpectidly called away on business, the lady of the house decides to have some fun!!! Oh what the butler saw. after striping of her dress she prances around in frilly bloomers and corset. will her husband ever find out what his wife gets up to while he is away? lets hope the butler keeps quiet. The music is from gilbert and sullivan and the whole act lasts around 4 minutes.